Things Girls Have To Do In The Shower: -shave -shampoo hair -condition hair -wash the face (have you ever tried to get makeup off) -wash the body -try to get conditioner out & fail to get it all out -did i mention shave that takes a long time -like summon satan and stuff
Things Boys Have To Do In The Shower: -i dunno i think my brother uses soap sometimes
*gives you a plush of your favorite pokemon* *wraps both of you up in a fluffy blanket* *smooches your forehead* i’m proud of you for getting through today and I look forward to a tomorrow with you in it!!
my social studies teacher once told us “human beings are the most selfish of all. even when someone dies, you shed tears only because they are no more around to provide you with whatever they had been for so long”
and it has been 3 years since she said this and this is still what i think about at night
My mother says that fanfiction doesn’t count as reading because “it isn’t nearly as good as the stuff that’s published. You’re not going to find something online that will win a Booker Prize.” Please reblog if you count fan fiction as reading, or if the fanfiction you’ve read is equally as good as published novels. I want to see the figures.